This is the generator to create random sentences.
See what you come up with :P
STEP 1) Birth Month
Look at what your birth month says, and that's the sentence starter
January: I ate
February: I smelled
March: I fried
April: I stabbed
May: I adopted
June: I manipulated
July: I hugged
August: I slapped
September: I poked
October: I scared
November: I massaged
December: I hypnotized
STEP 2) Birth Day
Your birth day for this part
1: Cheryl Cole
2: Justin Bieber
3: Colin Firth
4: Miley Cyrus
5: Dolly Parton
6: Mr Bean
7: Sherlock Homes
8: Harry Potter
9: Woody
10: David Cameron
11: Edward Cullen
12: The Queen
13: Lady Gaga
14: Wayne Rooney
15: Nicole Kidman
16: Stephen Fry
17: Prince Charles of Wales
18: Ant & Dec
19: Simon Cowell
20: Anne Hathaway
21: Frank Lampard
22: Victoria Beckham
23: Amy Winehouse
24: David Tennant
25: Damon Salvatore
26: Peter Kay
27: Ben Stiller
28: Homer Simpson
29: Johnny Depp
30: Leonardo DiCaprio
31: Derek Landy
STEP 3) The First Letter From Your First Name
A-G
Because I'm Evil
H-L
Because I love it
M-T
Because I'm Awesome
U-Z
Because I was Hungry
So what did you get? I have: I adopted Edward Cullen, because I'm evil.
See what you come up with :P
STEP 1) Birth Month
Look at what your birth month says, and that's the sentence starter
January: I ate
February: I smelled
March: I fried
April: I stabbed
May: I adopted
June: I manipulated
July: I hugged
August: I slapped
September: I poked
October: I scared
November: I massaged
December: I hypnotized
STEP 2) Birth Day
Your birth day for this part
1: Cheryl Cole
2: Justin Bieber
3: Colin Firth
4: Miley Cyrus
5: Dolly Parton
6: Mr Bean
7: Sherlock Homes
8: Harry Potter
9: Woody
10: David Cameron
11: Edward Cullen
12: The Queen
13: Lady Gaga
14: Wayne Rooney
15: Nicole Kidman
16: Stephen Fry
17: Prince Charles of Wales
18: Ant & Dec
19: Simon Cowell
20: Anne Hathaway
21: Frank Lampard
22: Victoria Beckham
23: Amy Winehouse
24: David Tennant
25: Damon Salvatore
26: Peter Kay
27: Ben Stiller
28: Homer Simpson
29: Johnny Depp
30: Leonardo DiCaprio
31: Derek Landy
STEP 3) The First Letter From Your First Name
A-G
Because I'm Evil
H-L
Because I love it
M-T
Because I'm Awesome
U-Z
Because I was Hungry
So what did you get? I have: I adopted Edward Cullen, because I'm evil.

